Avalanches, Death Threats, and No Lifts. Welcome to the World’s Craziest Ski Race

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When one thinks of Afghanistan, one usually does not think of skiing.

There are several reasons for this.

  1. Afghanistan has been war-ravaged for decades.

  2. Afghanistan,” “leisure sports,” and “fun, relaxing time” are not things ever associated with one another in many peoples’ minds.
  3. There are no ski lifts in Afghanistan.

  4. There are people in Afghanistan, right this very second,actively trying to kill/maim/torture anyone with a Western passport. To make it worse, those very same people really don’t like people who have the audacity to have been born with female genitalia.

  5. The country doesn’t exactly scream, “Hey, people, come hang out and spend some of those lucrative tourist dollars!

 

  1. The altitude up there can exceed 11,000 feet, making it very hard to breathe properly when there is not a lot of oxygen floating around. Not ideal when you have to scale a mountain on foot with skis strapped to your back in order to shuss down it.

  2. There are no ski shops within 5,000 miles. Not super convenient if you forgot your long underwear.
  3. There are no female ski instructors (there are a few men who have been trained), and women are not allowed to be alone with men in any situation.

I could go on, but you get the gist.

Avalanches, Death Threats, and No Lifts. Welcome to the World’s Most Dangerous Ski Race

Trekking up the mountain range. (Photo: Paula Froelich)

But yet, when Swiss journalist Christoph Zurcher, now a features editor at the Neue Zurcher Zeitung, visited Bamiyan in northern Afghanistan in 2009 on a break from his assignment in Kabul he sat on the roof top of his hotel, looked out over the caves of the Buddhas (destroyed by the Taliban in 2001) and the snow capped peaks of the Koh-e-Baba mountain range and thought, “skiing!” Because, apparently, Swiss people see snow and mountains and have a Pavlovian response that compels them to hurtle down the mountain. It’s genetic. And odd. So odd.

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Local boys craft the skis. (Photo: Paula Froelich)

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Zurcher started the  Afghan Ski Challenge in 2010 and four years later, it had grown to attract over 50 western competitors, including a few women.

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I thought about entering myself. After just one day of practice I could barely stay on my feet and once got stuck (face first) in a five foot snow drift.

The race is absurdity of the highest order, which is why I was drawn to it. If things don’t immediately make sense to me, or something makes me emit a “what – that’s so crazy it can’t be true” uncomfortable giggle, unlike a normal person who may shrug, shake their head and walk away, I’m all like “LET’S GO CHECK THIS SHIZZ OUT!” (Side note, both my parents have anxiety issues.)

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But while the main race is interesting, the two side races are better. Held immediately after the main race is a wooden ski race. This is where local boys who’ve made their own skis from wood planks and metal cans, slide down… and the women’s race, held on another pass that is unfortunately named Prison Valley.

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The female winners of the 4th Afghan Ski Challenge. (Photo: Paula Froelich)

The ladies competition is kept on the down low.

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